Big Spice In Little Shanghai: Shanghai Tea Garden in Northbridge

22 May

Howdy trendsetters! This post continues my recent theme of affordable eats, this time round it’s of an oriental persuasion…

Chillies. What can I say; I love ‘em. Not only do they taste amazing, but it turns out they’re incredibly good for you too. Chock full of minerals and vitamins A, B, C and E, they boost your metabolism, lower blood sugar levels and have strong antiviral and antibacterial properties (as well as doing a lot of other stuff too, click here and here to find out more). All of this is particularly good news as the folks at the Shanghai Tea Garden certainly aren’t afraid of throwing the stuff about with gay abandon. Hearing good things about the place from several different sources, myself and some friends went there for dinner last Friday night, and if we hadn’t had our weekly recommended dose of chilli beforehand, we certainly had by the time we left.

A Little Slice of 19th Century Shanghai Here In Perth

A Little Slice of 19th Century Shanghai Here In Perth

A modest little place styled after a 19th century Shanghai tea garden and tucked away towards the northern end of William St in Northbridge, its small size and pleasant-yet-unassuming Chinese décor belie a hidden gem in Perth’s Asian dining scene. As is the case with a lot of Anglicised cuisine, I often find that most Chinese restaurants are pretty much the same. You know the deal, Chow Mein, sweet and sour pork etc… However, the Shanghai Tea Garden stays true to its name and offers up some amazing dishes specific to western China that are a world away from your average suburban “Jade Palace” and its oily fried rice and lackluster kung po chicken.

Nothing FIshy Here, Just Some Of The Best Chinese Food In Town

Nothing FIshy Here, Just Some Of The Best Chinese Food In Town

While a few of the lads made a swift trip around the corner to the bottle shop, we tided ourselves over with a few serves of Shanghai dumplings. Now while they were good and had the right smooth, elastic feel and soupy filling, I have to say that they didn’t quite measure up to the ones at Northbridge Chinese Restaurant. But seeing as that Northbridge Chinese is pretty much the best in town when it comes to the dumpling game I didn’t hold it against them too much.

The Shanghai Dumplings: Very Good But You Can Find Better

The Shanghai Dumplings: Very Good But You Can Find Better

Taking the lead and ordering for the whole table (with the help of a couple of helpful recommendations from our waitress), for mains we had the Xian Jing Spicy Chicken with Potato & Handmade Noodles, Double Cooked Sliced Pork with Szechuan Chilli, Spicy Szechuan Fish, Ba Boa Tofu Claypot, Stir Fried Shanghai Bok Choy with Mushroom and the Crispy Duck with a couple of large steamed rice for good measure. The claypot, Bok Choy and Crispy Duck were all very nice (especially the duck as it was decadent but not too greasy), whereas the rest of the food was, quite literally, mind blowing. The Double Cooked Pork took roasted pork belly, finely sliced it and then stir fried it with onions, capsicum and a whole lot of chilli. Amazing! Like being punched in the mouth by a delicious, fiery pig. Similarly, the Spicy Fish turned out to be a vast cauldron of fish soup absolutely brimming with blazing crimson seafood lava. However, the showpiece was definitely the chicken. Even though we ordered the smaller size it was still a vast platter of the in-house made fresh noodles topped with rustic chunks of chicken, potatoes and, you guessed it, lots and lots of chilli. I’ve honestly never had anything quite like it in a Chinese restaurant before and, even as I write this, I’m trying to figure out a date when I can get back and have some more. It was seriously that good.

The Xian Jiang Spicy Chicken: Rustic Szechuan Cooking Supersized

The Xian Jiang Spicy Chicken: Rustic Szechuan Cooking Supersized

Double Cooked Sliced Pork: Some Fiery Swine That's Twice As Nice

Double Cooked Sliced Pork: Some Fiery Swine That’s Twice As Nice

Spicy Szechuan Fish: Super Tasty But Not For The Faint Of Heart!

Spicy Szechuan Fish: Super Tasty But Not For The Faint Of Heart!

After an amazing, sweat inducing and mind-altering meal I was already a very happy camper. Even though we’d asked for things to be a medium level of spicy, they didn’t hold back on account of the fact that we were a bunch of honkies, and for that I accord them a lot of respect. Then we got the bill. All up it came to $20 a head, a total bargain for the brilliant feast we’d enjoyed, and seeing as it was BYO alcohol too there was no nasty drinks bill to ruin the party either. Although I hate to end a post on a downer I have to say that as amazing and chock full of healing powers as chilli may be, even the colossal amount I ate during dinner wasn’t enough to stave off the effects of the wine and cocktails that accompanied and followed it and thus I was spectacularly unwell come Saturday morning. So let that be a lesson to you all!

Shanghai Tea Garden on Urbanspoon

Sushi Insanity: Mr Munchies Sushi In Mt Lawley

19 May

The Skinny’s plethora of affordable dining fun continues unabated guys, this time round featuring some fun Japanese food that will delight your taste buds without giving your hip pocket too much of a hammering.

Japanese cuisine. Those that are unfamiliar with its nuances tend to think of it as just a bunch of rice, seaweed and raw fish when the fact of the matter is that nothing could be further from the truth. There’s Ramen, Yakitori, Soba, Izakaya, Tempura, Shabu-shabu and Okonomiyaki just to name a few styles of cooking, not to mention the sushi, sashimi and tepanyaki that we’re familiar with in the West. It’s an amazing kaleidoscope of different noodles, fried, raw and grilled dishes, soups, curries and sauces. Even within the category of sushi there’s your traditional, strictly Japanese style and a more modern, less serious fusion approach that takes influences from all over the world and combines them in sushi form. Mr Munchies in Mt Lawley falls somewhere in between the two, offering both traditional fare and crazy fusion creations that will bend your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about sushi, if not reality itself.

Japanese Inspired, Fun And A Little Bit Quirky, The Decor Matches The Food

Japanese Inspired, Fun And A Little Bit Quirky, The Decor Matches The Food

Rollin' Deep: The Mr Munchies Crew Hard At Work

Rollin’ Deep: The Mr Munchies Crew Hard At Work

Tucked right down the end of an arcade off the Northern end of the main Beaufort St drag, it’s a chirpy little place full of bright colours and an entirely Japanese staff that, whilst they might not yet have that firm a grasp of the English language, nevertheless definitely know how to create interesting and mouth-watering sushi. Given that I was the only one in our group who’d been there before (and because I’m a pushy, opinionated food blogger) I was given the responsibility of ordering for the whole table. Taking this immense responsibility in my stride, I decided to start us off with their New Mix Style Sashimi, some Agadeshi Tofu and a Squid Salad (as they were heartbreakingly out of Seaweed Salad, which happens to be one of my favourite things in existence). At the risk of sounding a little full of myself, I’d have to say that it was a pretty damned good way to get the ball rolling. The tofu was crispy on the outside, soft and velvety on the inside and covered with yummy, salty sauce and the squid salad combined great soy and chilli flavours with chunks of chilled squid. I’m always a total sucker for sashimi too, and the horse mackerel and Hokkaido scallops were a particular highlight as I’d never tried either of them in their raw form before.

The Squid Salad: It's No Seaweed Salad, But A Very Tasty Substitute Nevertheless

The Squid Salad: It’s No Seaweed Salad, But A Very Tasty Substitute Nevertheless

The Sashimi: Elegent, Simple Japanese Perfection On A Plate

The Sashimi: Elegent, Simple Japanese Perfection On A Plate

For our first round of sushi I mixed it up with a blend of traditional and fusion creations that included the Crunchy Spider Roll (deep fried soft shell crab, iceberg lettuce and cucumber topped with white sesame sauce and shallots), the Spicy Tuna Roll (marinated fresh tuna and avocado topped with tobikko and chilli mayo), the Chicken Katsu Kilpatrick Roll (chicken katsu with bacon and cheese served with BBQ and mustard sauce) and the Aussie Outback Roll (boneless lamb shank , oyster mushroom, steamed asparagus, roasted capsicum and a honey black pepper sauce). The soft shell crab in the Crunchy spider was nice and, well, crunchy and the Spicy Tuna, while definitely very well made and tasty, didn’t really live up to its name in that there wasn’t anywhere near enough kick as far as this chilli fanatic was concerned. The Kilpatrick Roll sounded good on paper, but in reality turned out taste wise to fall somewhere in a strange no-man’s-land between sushi and a fast food chicken and bacon cheeseburger. The Aussie Outback, on the other hand, blended all of its elements together seamlessly and, once you got over the fact that that was indeed lamb inside your rice and nori, was a quirkily brilliant creation.

The Crunchy Spider Roll (Please Note No Spiders Were Harmed In The Making Of This Sushi)

The Crunchy Spider Roll (Please Note No Spiders Were Harmed In The Making Of This Sushi)

The Spicy Tuna Roll: Heavy On Tuna But Sadly Lacking In Spice

The Spicy Tuna Roll: Heavy On Tuna But Sadly Lacking In Spice

The Katsu Chicken Kilpatrick: Stoner Food Dreams Turned In To Reality

The Katsu Chicken Kilpatrick: Stoner Food Dreams Turned In To Reality

The Aussie Outback Roll: So Crazy It Just Might Work

The Aussie Outback Roll: So Crazy It Just Might Work

Deciding collectively that we had room for a little more, round two consisted of the Energy Roll (eel, chopped coriander and snow pea sprout with sweet teriyaki sauce), the Seafood Roll (fresh salmon sliced, steamed prawn and cucumber topped with fresh tuna chunks, chilli flakes and served with a sauce hit of wasabi aioli and chilli mayo) and the Surf & Turf Roll (grilled steak rolled with steamed prawn and snow pea sprout topped with garlic chips and chilli flakes with a sweet onion sauce). While the Seafood and Surf and Turf were both very good (with the tuna chunks on top being a nice touch), the standout was definitely the Energy roll. In case you’ve not tried it, eel has a bold-but-not-too-fishy flavour that matches up perfectly with sweet teriyaki and the coriander and snow peas, while a little left field, set the whole thing off and elevated it to another level.

Round 2: (From Left To Right) Energy, Seafood and Surf & Turf

Round 2: (From Left To Right) Energy, Seafood and Surf & Turf

Now while it’s true that not all of their out there creations might have hit the mark, speculating what they might taste like beforehand and being surprised, disappointed or bewildered by how it actually turned out is all part of the fun. Places that do good sushi really aren’t that hard to find these days, so to come across one that re-injects a sense of fun and excitement into a cuisine that can be a little predictable at times is nothing short of magic. Add to that the fact that you can make up your own as you go along (they have a special create-your-own section in the menu) and there really is no limits to the potential Japanese madness that you can get up to.

Beware Godzilla, Wall Mural Of Doom!

Beware Godzilla, Mural Of Doom!

Now you might well expect that you’d have to pay top dollar for all this delicious, slightly madcap dining brilliance, but that’s where the story gets even better. Both times I’ve been the bill has come to no more than $25 per head. Take that and add the cost effective benefits of BYO booze and you’ve got yourself a scrumptious, entertaining Japanese feast that won’t set you back too many Yen. Subarashii!

P.S: it really is a tiny little place so if you’re thinking of heading along then I’d definitely book ahead, even on a week night.

Mr. Munchies Sushi on Urbanspoon

Beautiful Budget Beef: Cheap Steak Night At The Mighty Quinn Tavern

16 May

Rightio folks, here’s the second installment of my entries focusing on the cheap and cheerful side of Perth. As promised, this one contains juicy steaks. So here goes…

I’m a firm believer that a dining experience is about so much more that what’s served to you on your plate. It’s about the building, the ambiance, the other patrons and just the whole vibe in general. Tapas is best served in rowdy, smoke-filled Spanish bars, Bratwurst hotdogs are best eaten outdoors on a chilly December day in Germany and meat pies are best consumed at the footy between mouthfuls of abuse hurled at the umpire. The whole experience is more than the sum of its parts. Similarly, cheap, no-frills steaks should come in a similarly rough-and-ready environment, and that’s just what you’ll get at the Mighty Quinn on a Wednesday night.

You Ain't Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Quinn. Well, Maybe You Have, But That Doesn't Fit In With The Reference I'm Trying To Make Here

You Ain’t Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Quinn. Well, Maybe You Have, But That Doesn’t Fit In With The Reference I’m Trying To Make Here. So Shut Up.

Having received a tipoff about it from a fellow food blogger, the promise of a low cost steak dinner out on the town was too much to resist and thus last week I rounded up a few friends and went down to check it out. Even though the Mighty Quinn is just around the corner from my house I’d never actually been in there, so was pleasantly surprised to find a huge, cavernous beer hall type place absolutely heaving with people. Splashed here and there with references to its Irish name, it has a warm, homely vibe despite its hefty interior. Whilst far from what you’d consider to be a traditional Irish pub, the hurling sticks and Guinness ads on the wall along with the fireplace and warm lighting nevertheless manage to lend a certain Gaelic charm to what would otherwise be a pretty bog standard blue collar drinking hole.

The Emerald Isle It Isn't, But It Does Have A Cosy Type Of Charm

The Emerald Isle It Isn’t, But It Does Have A Certain Cosy Charm

Two Australian Irishmen Walk Into A Bar...

Two Australian Irishmen Walk Into A Bar…

Although my informant told me that the steak special was $12.50, the fact that it turned out to be $13.90 was still totally acceptable. They were also perfectly happy to substitute my chips for mash potatoes at no extra cost, and this put me in such a good mood that I splashed out and paid and extra $2.75 to get veges instead of salad. Arriving at the table in a surprisingly short amount of time considering the masses of people they were serving, it was exactly what I was hoping for. Sat atop a large mound of mash and steamed veg, the generous slab of sirloin was smothered in a thick mushroom and seeded mustard gravy. I’d asked for medium rare, and despite the fact that it was a little rarer than it perhaps should have been, I wasn’t complaining as a) I tend to like my steak that way anyhow and b)I’d much rather it come underdone than overcooked.

Steak And Mash, Because I'm A Meat 'n' Taters Kinda Guy

Steak And Mash, Because I’m A Meat ‘n’ Taters Kinda Guy

And Again, This Time With A Chips And Salad Motif, Which Is Very "In" This Year

And Again, This Time With A Chips And Salad Motif, Which Is Very “In” This Year

Now, getting back to what I was saying about the food matching the setting, this meal was a perfect example. Had I been served the exact same thing in fancier establishment (with matching fancy price tag) then, chances are, that I would have been pretty pissed and felt ripped off. Similarly, if the chefs at the Mighty Quinn had tried to go all gourmet and served the steak with roast baby potatoes, a cranberry port just and dusted it with microherbs then it just wouldn’t have felt right, and they probably would have cocked it up anyway. As it was, the generous portions had just the right level of slap dashedness to match the t-shirt wearing staff serving them. Nothing in the slightest bit poncey there at all, just meat, sauce, potatoes and veg. I didn’t end up paying that much, it was tasty enough and I left full and satisfied. In short, it was everything a cheap steak meal in a pub should be. The drinks were also pretty well priced too, with pints of Erdinger only $8. The old Mighty Quinn does get fairly heaving with people clamouring for budget priced beef, so if you want to guarantee yourself a table I’d highly recommend booking ahead. Oh, they also do a quiz on a Wednesday night too, which is the icing on a prefect pub grub cake as far as I’m concerned. So, what’s everyone up to next Wednesday night then?

The Mighty Quinn on Urbanspoon

Karma Chameleon Curries: Annalakshmi

15 May

Surely there can be few better ways to start a run of posts about cheap and cheerful eating and drinking than by writing up a place that doesn’t actually have any official prices at all. “But surely this cannot be!”, I hear you cry. “Restaurants have to have prices, that’s how the whole thing works. If restaurants don’t have prices then nothing makes any sense at all. Dogs will lie down with cats, up will be Saturday and leftover Chinese takeaway will start microwaving us for breakfast the next day!” Settle down guys, it’s ok. Rather than a breakdown of all logic and reason, Annalakshmi is a Hindu run not-for-profit restaurant right on the banks of the Swan River whose motto is “Eat as you like, pay as you feel”. Click here for a full explanation of their ethos and mission.

Curry In A Hurry, Buffet Style

Curry In A Hurry, Buffet Style

There are so many reasons why I love this place. First and foremost, the food is great. Served in a help yourself buffet arrangement, it’s a haven of enchanting Indian vegetarian delights like pilau rice, several different curries, soup, chapatis, vegetables and dahl. Tasty, hearty and filling without being too spicy (for those of you who are a bit afraid of excessive heat), you can sit down and enjoy your sub continental feast safe in the knowledge that no beast or fowl was harmed in the making of it. There’s also water and orange juice on tap, tea and coffee and even something sweet to finish things off with. Although it varies depending on when you visit, dessert was the unexpected highlight of my last visit to Annalakshmi. Looking like nothing more than a small bowl of milk with noodles, it turned out to be a creamy-yet-not-too-rich delight loaded with amazing spices and a sweet, sugary hit. I don’t know what the Hindi or Urdu word for a-freaken-mazing is, but if I did then I’d totally use it right about now.

Veggo Indian Delights: Guilt Free And Delicious

Veggo Indian Delights: Guilt Free And Delicious

Dessert: Deceptively Plain Looking But Choc Full Of Flavour

Dessert: Deceptively Plain Looking But Choc Full Of Flavour

Now while I don’t think that I could ever fully convert to vegetarianism, I do think that the world would be a much better place if everyone drastically cut down the amount of meat they consumed. I don’t want to appear to be getting up on a soap box here, but it does make a lot of sense if you look at it in a certain way. For starters, it’s much better for you health wise, not to mention being a whole lot cheaper. Also, if everyone ate less then we could afford to spend more on the meat we do consume, and this in turn means that it could be produced in a more ethical, free range type manner rather than the horrible factory system that we have at the moment geared towards churning out massive volumes for minimal cost. We’d win.  The animals would win. I’m telling you, there’s no down side to this. Sure, you may have to go without the odd trip to KFC, but deep down in your heart you know that’s a good thing. Plus, with these guys making vegetarian (even vegan) dining so yummy, convenient and affordable, there’s no excuse to ditch the meat on even a semi-regular basis.

In addition to providing super tasty Indian food for whatever money you can spare, Annalakshmi also offers an exceedingly pleasant environment in which to consume it. Unlike several squalid Hare Krishna type places that I went to while backpacking around Europe, you’re not wedged in amongst loads of unwashed backpackers in a grimy urban setting. Nestled right on the banks of the Swan near the Barrack St jetty, the large dining room and balcony offer spectacular views over the river out to the Narrows Bridge. Gentle sitar music soothes you as you wind your way past the traditional Hindu decorations on your way up to the buffet. It’s just a really nice spot to be, a fact that I believe stems largely from the non-commercial nature of the place. There’s no urge to turn over tables, no intrusive wait staff trying to upsell you more drinks, none of the hustle and bustle of a normal commercial restaurant environment. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of hustle and bustle when it’s appropriate, but every now and again it’s nice to take a break from the fast lane and do things a little differently. As they themselves put it, they offer “food for the soul by providing a good meal to those who walk in”, and you can definitely taste some love mixed in with the vegetables and spices.

Annalakshmi, Hindu Goddess Of Plenty, Watches Over Proceedings

Annalakshmi, Hindu Goddess Of Plenty, Watches Over Proceedings

Finally, we come to the issue of payment. You literally pay whatever you feel the meal was worth as you leave the restaurant. There’s no “suggested” donation, no one staring you down and laying a guilt trip on you if they think you’ve stiffed them. As is the nature of karmic philosophy, it’s all on you and you’ll have to deal with the consequences one way or another. As such, I’m not going to say how much I pay or what I think a fair donation is, but if you screw them over and get reincarnated as a cockroach that lives in Tony Abbot’s wheelie bin you can’t say you weren’t warned.

Annalakshmi on the Swan on Urbanspoon

Hey (Not So) Big Spender!: The Skinny Goes Cheap And Cheerful

14 May

The public transport is shithouse, people don’t know how to drive and everything is really, really expensive. There’s no escaping it, everywhere you go in Perth these days you’ll undoubtedly hear somebody moaning incessantly about these unfortunate facets of life. Hell, I may have even indulged in the odd whinge myself from time to time (is it really that hard to merge properly?! Really? Like a zipper people! Like a zipper!). After several years living the high life on cheap-as-chips Mancunian booze prices I was as horrified as anyone to have to fork out $10 for a pint when I finally returned, but a little adjustment time has given me a new perspective on the issue.

"I'll have one beer please. No, I'm not expecting and change."

“I’ll have one beer please. No, I’m not expecting any change.”

If The Kiwis Can Get Their Head's Around It, They Why The Hell Can't We.

If The Kiwis Can Get Their Head’s Around It Then Why The Hell Can’t We.

As far as I see it there are two main ways of confronting the problem. You can a) give up caring about the fact that you have to take out a second mortgage to buy a round of drinks and just accept the fact that you’re going to have to fund your going out habits by giving up other non-essential items like food and paying the rent, or conversely you can b) become consumed by rage at the injustice of it all and sit at home in a darkened room sipping bitterly from a cask of Fuity Lexia and swearing never to leave the house ever again.

A Metaphorical Illustration Of Going Out In Perth

A Metaphorical Illustration Of Going Out In Perth

This Doesn't Have To Be You. There Are Other Ways To Live!

This Doesn’t Have To Be You. There Are Other Ways To Live!

If neither option seems appealing, then by all means relax folks as I’m here to tell you that there is another way. Believe it or not, with a little insider knowledge and planning it’s actually possible to have an active social life in Perth without giving your poor piggy bank too much of hammering. That’s right, you too can leave the house and eat, drink and be merry without having to don high-vis gear and ship yourself off to the FIFO gulag. That’s why this week I’ve decide to focus on doing a bunch of entrys that focus on the cheap and cheerful.  It’s not all Mi Goreng and Passion Pop either. Delicious Sushi, fab veggo curries and even fat, juicy steaks are all to feature prominently, so if you’re looking to enjoy yourself out and about while pinching a few pennies then by all means watch this space…

Follow My Advice And You're Piggy Bank Will Be Lovin' It

Follow My Advice And You’re Piggy Bank Will Be Lovin’ It

Listen To Me And Avoid This Stalinist Nightmare!

Listen To Me And Avoid This Stalinist Nightmare!

Bring The Mother F**kin’ Toasties: Toastface Grillah

2 May

“Hipster”. “Very Melbourne”. These phrases are bandied about a lot these days when people describe the raft of trendy new left-of-centre bars and eateries that have opened up around town. If you were looking for a textbook definition of either then a café selling only toasted sandwiches and coffee located down a shifty alleyway in the CBD and puntastically named after an iconic rapper would pretty much be it. Whatever generalities you choose to describe it, Toastface Grillah is a fresh and funky addition to the downtown cafe scene.

Toastface Grillah: Right Up Your Alley, Quite Literally

Toastface Grillah: Right Up Your Alley, Quite Literally

In a world where you’re often spoilt for choice when dining out, it’s refreshing to find a place that has the courage to do something different, and do it with a smile and a tongue firmly wedged in its cheek. In addition to one of their range of interesting toasties you can have either a coffee, tea or a soft drink and that’s it. While they’ve managed to sneak their way into pretty much every café the city wide (including McDonald’s now), you’ll not find a macaroon anywhere in sight either. Thank the lord! That’s not to say there’s nothing to satisfy any post-toastie sugar cravings you might have, as for 20c you can have yourself a gingernut or milk arrowroot biscuit to go with your coffee, or if you’re feeling lavish like I was, lash out 40c for a Monte Carlo (which we all know is the king of biscuits and thus well worth the 100% extra in cost).

The Regal Monte Carlo: King Of The Biscuits And Lord Of The Small Baked Good

The Regal Monte Carlo: King Of The Biscuits And Lord Of The Small Baked Good

Taking a seat in the little courtyard seating area, the three of us managed to work our way through the Danny Zuccho with Brie cheese, zucchini and prosciutto ($8), the Apple & Gouda with green apple, gouda cheese and onion ($8), the Brie & Jam with Brie cheese, jam and mozzarella, the Pear Grillz with blue cheese, pear and lime chutney on cinnamon fruit bread ($8) and the Chilli Cheese with cheddar cheese, smoked paprika and chilli flakes on top ($8). All were really good, with the standouts being the sweet, sticky meltyness of the Brie & Jam and the combination of ingredients in the Pear Grillz that was nothing short of toasted sandwich genius. The coffee was decent too and also reasonably priced. Nice enough at this time of year, the appeal of comfort food like warm toasted sandwiches and hot coffee will only increase as we head into winter and the mercury continues to dip. Also, I quite like the fact that all of the sandwiches come on bog-standard sliced white bread. There’s no artisanal baked goods, no choice of seven different loaves, which is quite fitting really as I can’t imagine Old Dirty Bastard, RZA, GZA, or any of the Wu Tang boys for that matter, carefully deliberating as to whether to go for the farmhouse multigrain rye or the buckwheat sourdough.

Round 1 Of Our Toastie Feast

Round 1 Of Our Toastie Feast

Up Close And Personal With Mr Pear Grillz

Up Close And Personal With Mr Pear Grillz

Brie + Jam + Heat = Messy, Melty Toastie Deliciousness

Brie + Jam + Heat = Messy, Melty Toastie Deliciousness

Showing Rare Love And Dedication, The Toastface Grillers Individually Name Each Of Their Creations

Showing Rare Love And Dedication, The Toastface Grillers Individually Name Each Of Their Creations

So if you’re in town on a weekday (it’s unfortunately closed on the weekend) and feel like some no frills comfort food with a side order of hipster-style cheeky humour and an urban hip-hop edge then Toastface Grillah is just the ticket. Do be prepared to wait a bit though, as word has got out and during the lunch rush their poor solitary sandwich grill can take up to 20 mins to get your order out to you. As for me, any place that combines three of my greatest loves – toasted sandwiches, old school hip-hop and puns – is well worth the wait. Click here to check out their website for a full menu and directions on how to find them.

A Cosy Courtyard In Which To Eat One's Toastie

A Cosy Courtyard In Which To Eat One’s Toastie

I Call This One "Espresso With A Backdrop Of News"

I Call This One “Espresso With A Backdrop Of News”

The Lads Getting Stuck In

The Lads Getting Stuck In

Old School Text Message: A Not We Found Pinned Up Outside Reading "Mike. Dropped by for a B.J (Sandwich), catch you later. Ned"

Old School Text Message: A Note We Found Pinned Up Outside Reading “Mike. Dropped by for a B.J (Sandwich), catch you later. Ned”

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Horses For Courses: The Stables Bar

30 Apr

Perhaps I’ve been a bit spoiled lately. The run of cool, unique, interesting bars and restaurants opening up around town over the past year or so has been nothing short of a food/entertainment blogger’s wet dream. So when I heard about The Stables, a new bar opening up in the CBD, a few weeks ago my mind ran wild with the possibilities. Would it have an equestrian theme? Perhaps it would be decked out like a stately manor house to which one would retire to at the end of a hard day spent on horseback chasing a fox across the picturesque English countryside, all chesterfields and oak and hunting paraphernalia on the walls. Given its historic use as one of Perth’s original horse stables I was definitely hoping for some horsey connection. In order to satisfy my curiosity I went in to town to check it out last Friday night.

New Philly On The Block: The Stables

New Philly On The Block: The Stables

Sadly I have to report that all of my previous imaginings evaporated quickly after entering the place. Although their website states that they’re “blending the authentic with the modern” (whatever the hell that means) it soon became apparent that there was one guiding factor behind its design and construction; the numerous office towers nearby. With a large outdoor area, balcony and upstairs dining section it can pack in a huge amount of suited individuals looking for a post-work beverage. They have the footy on several screens downstairs and the music is directly from a greatest hits and top 40 playlist on the iPod out back. That being said, the fit out is nice enough and they have a decent drink selection and menu. But therein lies the problem for me, it’s nice enough and nothing more. Whoever’s behind the venture clearly knows what they’re doing in terms of opening a big place that’s going to make them a lot of money, but they’ve not put any extra effort in to make it anything special or unique. If you’re in town and looking for a fairly pricey drink and perhaps something the nibble then by all means check it out, just don’t expect too much more.

A Bird's Eye View Of The Downstairs Bar

A Bird’s Eye View Of The Downstairs Bar

 

Upstairs Is A More Sedate, Sitdown Type Affair

Upstairs Is A More Sedate, Sitdown Type Affair

 

Down And Out: The Ground Floor Outdoor Area

Down And Out: The Ground Floor Outdoor Area

While we were in there we decided, in the name of thoroughness, to try a couple of things off the “all day grazing” menu and I have to say that I wasn’t overly impressed. The chicken wings ($13) came coated in a sticky BBQ sauce and were tasty but nothing to write home about. The Pulled Beef Shin Sliders ($15) were another issue entirely considering you only got two per serve (that’s $7.50 per miniature hamburger for those of you out there who are a little mathematically challenged). The beef was a bit on the dry side, and unless the mound of fried potato slivers in the middle were incredibly rare and worth their weight in gold, it would have to rank as one of the most outrageously overpriced bar snacks I’ve ever had. If I’m going to run with the equestrian analogy (and you know that I am) The Stables is definitely a workhorse and not a finely groomed thoroughbred.

The Chicken Wings: Finger Lickin' Okay

The Chicken Wings: Finger Lickin’ Okay

The Sliders: Mini Burgers, Maxi Price Tag

The Sliders: Mini Burgers, Maxi Price Tag

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